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Yeah, they have a huge sales tax on party balloons
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There are some people who seem blind to it
Actually, even though I hate to admit it, our less popular lead guitarist eventually got voted Best Guitarist In The World... in Lithuania. Boy are they starved of music....
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I bow before my audience
What is it you actually teach? At the moment, it sounds like Poetic Spanish Cookery 101"
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At last. An island of stability in an ever-changing world
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You have my sympathies.
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Aren't they too busy clearing up the mess left by british holidaymakers?
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Those greeks are so clever. Why do they keep on inventing things?....
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No, you can sleep safe at night, AW was british. Fairly typical of a working class moron I'm afraid. Incidentially, have you not heard of the british 'Baby Elephant' impression? Its a real wow at parties
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A life might be a better idea. Then they'd have something to do other than invent reasons to upset other people. problem is, the sewer rats in my area are too full of themselves to notice how lifeless they are. They give themselves value by sneering at other people. They think thats cool - I think they're sad, which they just cannot comprehend at all.
A boot to their head might be more satisfying in the short term. Thanks for the suggestion - I'll certainly consider it
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So it was you then?
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It makes no difference in reality. The car was well and truly killed off last year mechanically two months after I bought it. I've had long arguments with the police over it. Fact is - somebody wants me to get rid of it and wanted me to do so right from the start. Not until they own up to what they did.
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There is an anti-christ, and his name is Tiddles.....
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his idea of assembling flat pack furniture is to demolish it with a hammer because screw A does not fit in hole BI approve of this. A practical solution to almost any problem.
I know just what to hit it with.... Oh no.... I'm a disgruntled RAF wannabe.....
As regards to what goes on aboard ship, I would like to point out that both sexes go to sea these days with strict intsructions about no hanky panky. Which leaves me wondering if the decks of the modern warships resemble the set of a Carry-On film...
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We invented people like that generations ago.
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Considering the spam I get, maybe Homeland Security isn't so bad. What exactly is it? It sounds like an american survivalist anti-CIA group hell-bent on wearing camouflage jackets and denuding the woods of bears, not to mention large wooden barns stuffed full of rations and strange metal doors on the side of grassy mounds in their back yards.
Or have I been cruelly misled about America?
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Really? Hey, if you want some jpegs of dirty steamers just let me know :D
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Well... I doubt I'm in danger of receiving a funny handshake...
I know what you mean about theft. I had a CD lifted from my home by a visitor (I can't prove it) and I suspect due to the title I'd put on it they though it was a porno disk. Oh boy are they going to be disappointed. It was a backup of my US railroad pics.
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Arabic? You mean you might want to stop and ask someone the way?
I know what you mean, but I do happen to know a little more about this job than the advert suggests. Drivers were travelling along main roads from site to site in convoys, and some did get shot at. Talking to the locals was not encouraged.
To be honest, the only benefit to work like this is the amount you get paid.
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No, seriously, I am a maverick. Honestly, you just can't take me anywhere....
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I'm convinced that certain industries purposely search for people without a sense of humor. Among them: accountancy, computer and chemical engineering, energy service people, DMV workers, postal workers...You know what? You're spot on. Show any sign of being something other than ordinary and company bosses go into cardiac arrest. Its gotten me sacked before now and even at my age bosses still attempt to change me into a faceless company robot. Totally rificulous, why can't they accept I'm a maverick genius
How could we possibly hav a good cartoon without these Dastardly VillainsQuite. Thats why they don't show them, and we have to put up with endless repeats of lame Simpsons episodes. Family Guy is much bettr, but lacks the WW1 german ace and his dog.
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As a male of the species, I'm naturally drawn to the larger saliva producing eating machines. Poodles are fluffy toys aren't they? Not suitable for ordinary blokes. Or is that simply because we use pets as social indicators? In which case, I know my place.
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The result was a very wet, and by this stage, tired medical secretary, who swore even more.I think the rotten little cloud that usually drenches me has gotten bored. Don't swear it at it, it'll only drench you again, the mischievious cumulus knows no mercy
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Rambo culture is entrenched here but not as prevalent as the US, where survivalists and mercenary schools of variable quality operate openly and legally, something not tolerable in british law.
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