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Blog Comments posted by Gaius Octavius
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Were I you, I wouldn't be overly concerned. Look, soon you will have a quake, and kali4kneeya will slip into the drink. Fire done for. Now, lest you think that I am picking on the state, Lon Guylan is slowly slipping into Davy Jones' Locker. The sooner the better. Solve all sorts of problems.
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Perfect! But I won't. Oh!, what the heck. Everybody now, in Church Latin:
'Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,
Little Turk or Japanee.
O! don't you wish that you were
A Napolitano,
Just like me?'
'A Child's Garden of Verses' (Edited).
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WAR! This means war! Unrestricted! No farthing given! Out skien dhu's, and to work with all!
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"Medicating"? Did you mean 'meditating' - on all sorts of capricious twaddle? Or, are you simply unknowingly 'feeding' me?
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Nobody loves me? OK, I'll throw in 1,000 Green Stamps!
How about a swap: a copy of my own work " - I Made $100 in Real Estate" for a copy of your "Monograph "? [Could I still buy a stamp with 100 bucks?]
If you act quickly I'll include two of my latest: " - Tax Shelters for the Poor " [dubya gave me a copy!] and " - How to Convert your Family Room into a Garage " [Need a whole basement for my Pleasure Barge!]
What say ye?
Faustus
But, I am an easy mark. Throw in one billion air miles so that I can get from La Guardia to Republic to commit some nefarious crime, and you have a deal! While you are at it, throw in some pre-certified rebates - so that I can get the dynamite on the prop-job.
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Fiji will never be the same - fewer heads.
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M., you'll never find it. He sabotaged the Swindon 'round-about' - just to get at Americans driving Pleasure Barges!
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I guess that one has to be an A/K in this world - or a politician.
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F., is yours a 'solo' work, or a collaboration with others?
Will consider your offer. And, of course, will KIM.
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Wrong? Thought that I was agreeing with you. Anyway, what in particular, did I say that was 'wrong'? Just underline the item.
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You sound (to me) as if you feel that there is some shame attached to being unemployed. There ain't none! I get the impression that you have served your nation in its armed forces. There ain't no shame in picking up an unemployment check - even if you didn't serve - you and your family have paid for it. If you feel that you are a leech on this account, then observe your politicos who do it in a grand manner. Your age may be kicking in. One of your former supervisors, justly or unjustly, may have it 'in' for you.
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Bingo!, C., and as I am sure that you are well aware, one must consider the condition of 'sheen, road, and person behind the wheel. Yet, that only accounts for the 'speeder' and not the idiot (me) ahead, alongside or behind. In NYC, we still have roads that were built for no more than 15-20 MPH. Race car drivers are driving under ideal known conditions with well tuned 'sheens and competitors. I'd bet that they are never pulled over - too ascared of the competition, which might have a pistola handy.
I used to teach 'driving'. I'd always tell the student that I could show him how to pass a driving test in a couple of hours, but that it would take him years to learn how to drive.
(P.S., I like your blog. Chance for an education and to have a little fun. Keep scribbling!)
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Now we just need Jeremy and the boys to finish off this discussion!
Let me help you, DoLl. If any of 'the boys' see NY "SPQR" on the King's Highway, whilst fooling around in their Used Yugos, they had better steer clear.
BTW, C, what I enjoy seeing is someone tooling down the road in his speed 'sheen. Usually has a trooper on his tail; or is later seen in a ditch, on his roof, with the wheels spinning, and an ambulance coming. Most idiots only know how to step on the pedal. Things such as brakes, steering, tires, and suspensions never cross their brain cell.
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Nobody loves me? OK, I'll throw in 1,000 Green Stamps!
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When it gets to AUTOMOBILES, eat your heart out!
http://oldfortyfives.com/TakeMeBackToTheFifties.htm
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In blighty we get a few yank cars. They look awful. Aprt from those 70's muscle cars perhaps. But usually when a caddy the size of an articulated truck leans round the corner most people point derisively. [Well, what can one expect from...?]
Funny thing, two mates of mine, jovial rogues by nature, were into fast cars in their younger days and once bought one of those massive cadillacs with wings. That evening they decided to show off their purchase to the neighbours and cruise around the block. They ran out of petrol three-quarters of the way round. [They got that far! A miracle!]
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Looks like a painted pumpkin. Probably shares a brain cell with the liberararin candidate barr.
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I've had some leave to come back to New Zealand from Fiji (I've got a kickarse new job on a tropical island paradise) and tie up some loose ends, and like an eejit I left the keys to some very important heavy machinery IN A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY. I know how you feel, sis. Being locked out sucks.
Simple problems have simple solutions. Take the chicken bone out; put a key ring in! Easy!
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Translator? Most of the guys filmed doing the work of studying the remains in america had british accents.
Correct GO - the british are taking over dinosaur research in a fiendish plot to prove that dinosaurs did not speak english with an american accent
Gaius! Be good!
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yes.. but... it looks like a [PLEASURE] barge, handles like a [DREAM] barge on springs... and since when did the americans build a car that goes round corners? [From ~ 1920]
A few years back I met a woman from Iowa, or Idaho, or Indiana, or somewhere flat and empty. [First, America ends at the easterly shore of the Hudson River. Second, woemens should stick to sewing.]
Once got rear-ended by a jerk in an M convert. Have the most imperceptible dimple on the rear bumper. Entire plastic front end of M a complete mess. When some miscreant cuts off the I.C., it returns the compliment at half a yard. Messes up the CENSORED day. The I.C would have no problem in a 'round-about'. The peasantry would make plenty of room as they stopped to admire an AUTOMOBILE!
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Maybe the Savage has a job for you on his tropical island?
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Probably where the two missing P's are cavorting about.
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ABCU
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"..., and I really miss visiting this site and giving arseholes to that reprobate Bathroom Attendant's Assistant, Gaius Octavius. You'll keep, Octavius!"
K
'Stars'
in Diurnal Journal - On Occasion
A blog by Gaius Octavius in General
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Listen, you Kiwi Savage, you have just insulted two Romans! Alas, I won't get you - here.