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  1. Klingan

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    Wow that's a tough choice, the only tough decisions I have to make these days is what to have in my sandwiches, ham or chicken???!!

     

    But in all seriousness mate only you can make that decision, do whats best for you in the long run either way it sounds like the next few years are gonna be pretty hard going for you..

     

    Good luck in your decision!

  8. WotWotius

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    I like the sound of Colin Trowel, I too give inanimate objects names, my good friends are Suzi sat-nav (she gets me from A to :P, Bobby Squasher (a very handy tool) Steve the spirit level (another handy tool) and Tommy Knocker (my trusty hammer which is believe it or not another handy tool!!!)

  9. caldrail

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    It's bloody typical isn't it!! All over Christmas and the new year it's been reasonably mild and some would even say nice, but what happens on my first day back at work???? I leave the house at 6am to be confronted by freezing conditions and a sprinkling of white everywhere, the roads were crap, it took my age's to get to site and then I had to spend all day out in the bleeding cold!!!

     

    But never mind it'll soon be summer!!!! :):):)

     

    How did the interview go?

  15. caldrail

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    Your reminiscence reminds me of a near death experience I had when I was a young foolish 18yr old on holiday in Kavos on the Greek island of Corfu.

    One day my friends and I decided to hire some scooters for the day and go and explore the island, none of us had motorcycle licenses or any real experience on two wheels before but instantly turned into Barry Sheen as soon as we got on our clapped out old scooters. Off we set on our adventure dressed in a pair of shorts and flip flops and nothing else, well maybe a bit of factor 15 on our backs, we didn't want to burn did we!!!!!

    We were racing along the road when I spotted my gap to take the lead so I went for it, after narrowly squeezing past my rival I gained the lead only to be slowed down by a bus full of tourists, so in a moment of pure idiocy I decided to extend my lead by over-taking the bus just as it happened to be going round a fairly sharp bend and to my horror just as I was half way past the bus I spotted another bus coming in the opposite direction!!!!!! Aaargggggghh!!!!!

    I absolutely shit myself!! But I managed to keep the bike quite close to the first bus and squeeze through the gap and come out the other side in one piece......Just. Once clear of the bus I pulled over to the side of the road, got of the bike and gave myself a good few slaps about the face. After a few minutes my mates caught up and said that they couldn't believe how I managed to get out of that encounter with the buses un -scathed, obviously I played it cool, told them it was a piece of piss and that I had it under control, well I didn't want them to know that I was shaking like a shitting dog did I!!!

     

    Safe to say that I rode the bike very conservatively for the rest of the day, and I've never hired a bike while on holiday again.

     

    When I look back on it now though it makes me chuckle, I can still see the horrified faces of the bus drivers and passengers as a skinny young lad in a pair of shorts on a clap out old scooter (with his eye's closed most of the time) attempts to squeeze between their buses, I think it was something similar to this :D:D:D:D

  18. caldrail

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    I can see where this is going Caldrail............ You go down the pub, have a few beers, get a little bit tipsy and then on your way home who do you bump into but non other than DS wandering aimlessly around Rushy Platt, feeling a little bit sorry for her because she has that lost puppy look about her, you decide to perform your good deed for the day and invite her back to yours to watch the latest zombie flick. Obviously once the movie gets going and starts getting scary, she cuddles up to you and buries her frightened little head into your manly chest and before you know it you're returning the favour and have your head buried in her ample chest!!!!! And then one thing leads to another............... :(:(:(:(

  21. caldrail

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    And as for the nightclub downstairs...as Bugs Bunny says, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Break out that sequined shirt, grab your dancin' shoes, and go!

     

    Sequined shirt!!???

     

    What are you trying to say Doc??

     

    That Caldrails fashion sense is stuck in the 70's?

     

    Those hip and happening dudes downstairs had better watch out, Caldrail Travolta is about to crash the party!!!! :P

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