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Good luck with your period.
Your gonna need it!
I'm so glad I'm not female
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I'm sure if your grandparents were around today they'd bery very very proud of you and what you've achieved.
Well done Doc
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Glad you had a great trip & thanks for sharing the pics!
My 30th sucked...
Why's that then?..... C'mon spill the beans!
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Ok! Ok! For those of you who don't read papers or listen to the BBC or NPR:
Libby = the rat-traitor who outted the CIA agent (Valerie Pflame) to the other rat-traitor novak (noback), the columnist and trash talker.
The Shame of America; The Village Idiot, etc. = The illicit prez of the USA.
Prez chinney = the power behind the porcelain throne; Viet-Nam draft dodger and the guy who cocked up a good shot and the war in Eyewreck.
jolley roger = Karl von Rove = the illegitimate prez' propagandist and liar emeritus. The very reincarnation of Dr. Josef Goebbels(?).
gnewt dingrich = Newt Gingrich = infamous ignorant author; author of the Contract On America; leader of the gang of republiks who impeached Pres. Clinton. (I didn't know that any self respecting Southerner considered sodomy sex.)
roley poley = can't remember his name the nonce. = the head of the committee which presented the indictment against Pres. Clinton and the lead persecutor in the Senate.
looziana lecher = can't remember his name = Head of the House. Had a sign outside of his door, sic: "Put out, or get out."
idaho babe = name escapes me = much the same as above.
The Democrats at the end are killey bait.
Did miss any thing?
Yep all of it!
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Twas a quality post, me doth tak'th my hat off(th)????
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I totally second everything you said in your blog about the legend that is John Terry, although I'm a BIG Leeds Utd fan and not much of a lover of Chelsea (sorry), I've got to take my hat of to JT, the man epitomizes everything that a footballer should be, he's 110% for 90mins, he wears his heart on his sleeve and like you say if the situation came about, he would lay down his life for club and country, with all the diving, screaming and play acting that goes on in todays game I'm just glad that JT's gonna be OK and be back to kick all those soft lads up in the air! .
BTW..... Who the hell does Cesc Fabregas think he is????? The boy is 19 yrs old and struts around like he's a seasoned pro! Don't get me wrong, the kid is an exceptional talent and is going to be one of the best midfielders in the world, but right now he needs to stick to learning his trade, keep his mouth shut and show a little respect!
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Hoorah finally the long awaited review is upon us, as I've said before I'm a big fan of the eagle series so am looking forward to reading it.
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Thanks guys, but I can assure that I wasn't having much fun the following morning whn i woke up with the mother of all hangovers :bash: , this is just what it felt like!
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A big welcome to the world of the blog from a fellow newbie.
I also second everything you say about UNRV it really is a quality site.
It must get pretty boring on the Chelsea site though just talking about how mant tens of millions your going to spend on the next superstar , you want to try out the Leeds forum and see how the other half live. :sadwalk:
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I'm at my wits end, I'm not sleeping, I've lost my appetite i just don't know what to do next, one minute i'm GPM the next I'm firman!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Gee! Would you believe it ? Sometimes, I'm confused.
Black Adder
Basil
Capt. Black Adder
Count de Piedmonte d' Alief
Cecil
Don Tomasso
Earl of Brookfordshiresexingham (forgot if it is Basil or Cecil, etc.)
Gaius
Ahhhh but the difference is that they are all of your own doing where as I'm just an innocent blogger trying to make my way in the blogging world?
BTW what the hell is a Turkish thingymejigwhateveryousaid?????
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Number 6.... Are you speaking from experience??
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Orgasma is mine; you can have the rest. Save one for Ursus.
Whooz 'firman'?
Thats fine, you can have Orgasma I had my eye on Prolifica Fornicata anyway!
Whooz 'firman'?Now thats a strange one, firman is part of my e-mail address and for some bizarre reason whenever I edit a reply in the blogs section it says 'edited by firman' but on the forum it says ' edited by GPM'
I'm at my wits end, I'm not sleeping, I've lost my appetite i just don't know what to do next, one minute i'm GPM the next I'm firman!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that old Unscrupulato's out of the picture I think the time's right for me to make a move on his daughters and sisters......... they sound like my kind of gals!
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Demi Moore in G.I. Jane............ it worked for me! :wub:
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GO's right about the blood sugars it's serious stuff, take care of yourself LW.
BTW the Eagle series of books are fantastic, i've read them all, keep reading they just get better and better!
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Congratulations on taking the first step to Blogdom! ( I have yet to start)
Thanks for the welcome everyone!
C'mon DC join the darkside
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Law of the telephone : when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Ahhhh but if you get the busy tone you'll never know that it was the wrong number because there'll be nobody on the other end of the line to tell you that Dominatrix Denise dosn't live there
What is D.D's new number? I seem to have lost track of her.
You'll find it in the S&M weekly next to Dirty Dora and Derek's Dildo's!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TRUE STORY!
Blonde IN THE KITCHEN--Brutal!!!
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me-- this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
Been in that very situation myself but it's safe to say that the egg was VERY hard boiled................we are talking concrete!!!
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You cant beat a bit of cheese!
Must admit though Super Trouper is a personal favorite of mine......... Why, I have no bloody idea!
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Law of the telephone : when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Ahhhh but if you get the busy tone you'll never know that it was the wrong number because there'll be nobody on the other end of the line to tell you that Dominatrix Denise dosn't live there
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Just started reading all the blogs, all of which i've found very funny and interesting but if i ever find myself in the situation where i need to 'bump' somebody off i know exactly who's blog i'll be visiting first
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Just been checking out your photo's Lacertus, thereis some excellent pictures on there.
I especially like the one from the January file, the one with the panda bear.. very nice
lol, you mean my childish photos? I talked about Venice and Milan only.
I too was recently in Venice this summer, i was staying in a hotel right beside the Rialto bridge, You've got so many wonderful pic's of the rest of Venice but none of this famous bridge, i just wondered why, did you run out of film
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Just been checking out your photo's Lacertus, thereis some excellent pictures on there.
I especially like the one from the January file, the one with the panda bear.. very nice
I want to go back.
in GPM's blog
A blog by Gaius Paulinus Maximus in General
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Oh yes there were many a coin tossed into the fountain!
The piazza Navona was good but I preferred Campo De Fiori where we spent our second night eating and drinking.
I've been really busy this past few weeks with work and stuff so haven't had much time to finish the rest of my blog, hopefully I'll get it done this week end.