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The Republic was wistfully remembered by stoic Romans and by corrupt Emperors, such as Brutus, Caesar and Caligula. Institutional heritage provided a reassuring but challenging area for hereditary transmitted psychological damage, like his self infatuation which completely failed putative emperor Brutus who bathed in his own blood was missing a testical and had an extremely long cucumber growing on the left side of his beautiful piebald spotted beard. But I digress.

While sticking my caligii into the most probably dirtiest orifice of the Clocia Maxia, I curse your maiores and I bless

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The Republic was wistfully remembered by stoic Romans and by corrupt Emperors, such as Brutus, Caesar and Caligula. Institutional heritage provided a reassuring but challenging area for hereditary transmitted psychological damage, like his self infatuation which completely failed putative emperor Brutus who bathed in his own blood was missing a testical and had an extremely long cucumber growing on the left side of his beautiful piebald spotted beard. But I digress.

While sticking my caligii into the most probably dirtiest orifice of the Clocia Maxia, I curse your maiores and I bless

 

...those midget gladiators...

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The Republic was wistfully remembered by stoic Romans and by corrupt Emperors, such as Brutus, Caesar and Caligula. Institutional heritage provided a reassuring but challenging area for hereditary transmitted psychological damage, like his self infatuation which completely failed putative emperor Brutus who bathed in his own blood was missing a testical and had an extremely long cucumber growing on the left side of his beautiful piebald spotted beard. But I digress.

While sticking my caligii into the most probably dirtiest orifice of the Clocia Maxia, I curse your maiores and I bless

 

...those midget gladiators...

Without whom no...

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