Sextus Roscius 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Well, I saw the section on the Roman Empire, its rather hysterical. Centurion "Well, does anyone know the punishment for attacking a Roman citizen" Crowed raises hands Centurion "yes you, you had your hand up first" Citizen "Oh, I know, we chuck um off a rock" Centurion "No, we did that last time, you, do you know the punishment?" Citizen #2 "We shove a snake up their rear" Centurion "No, but thats creative, yes you over there!" Citizen #3 "we feed um to the lions" Centurion "yes thats right! to the lions" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLavius Valerius Constantinus 1 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Wait where is this from? Like movie or channel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pantagathus 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Wait where is this from? Like movie or channel? Mel Brook's movie History of the World: Part 1 Been a long time since I've seen it but Very funny I like the 'smoke screen' part.... tiny circles.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kama 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 i saw it and sorry to say but i thought it was dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Primus Pilus 10 Report post Posted December 23, 2005 Roman Officer: Do you know the penalty for a slave that strikes a Roman citizen? [people in the crowd raise hands enthusiastically] Roman Officer: Ok, you. You had your hand up first. Man in crowd: Death by torture! Roman Officer: No. You. Man in crowd: Crucifiction! Roman Officer: No. You. Man in crowd: They shove a living snake up your ass! Roman Officer: Ah, no... but that's very creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites