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which of course gave people fits

 

That is sooooooooo insensitive to people prone to seizures! You ought to be ashamed! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P:P

 

I better go reopen that apology thread. :D

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I found this once somewhere;

 

The fireman put a ladder up against the tree, climbed it, and rescued the cat;

 

now the same sentence politically correct;

The firefighter (who happened to be male, but could just as easily have been female) abridged the rights of the cat to determine for itself where it wanted to walk, climb, or rest, and inflicted his own value judgments in determining that it needed to be 'rescued' from its chosen perch. In callous disregard for the well-being of the environment and his and others health and safety, and this one tree in particular, he thrust the mobility-disadvantaged unfriendly means of ascent known as a 'ladder' carelessly up against the tree, marring its bark, and unfeelingly climbed it, unconcerned how his display of physical prowess might injure the self-esteem of those differently-abled. He kidnapped and unjustly restrained the innocent feline with the intention of returning it to the person who claimed to 'own' the naturally free animal. The firefighter later filed a lawsuit claiming compensation for unjustly suffering the indignity which happened to breach his Human Rights and exposure to possible injury that climbing a tree entails. He won 100% compensation, thus making tree climbing impossible forever. The council later cut the tree down to avoid such an incident occurring again.

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Did you ever see the "politically correct fairy tales' bit on "Blue Collar TV"?

 

BCTV rules...sorry to see it off the air.

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