Virgil61 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) Concept and first few quotes liberally stolen from another web forum. They need not be true and the less PC the better. The more creative should have fun with this. "Get a bloody move on, you french twit" - Princess Di "Kiss off. You're not getting an autograph" --John Lennon "I think I hear my husband" --Mrs OJ Simpson "just point it the other way or you'll have someone's eye out." - King Harold. "Hah! They couldn't hit an elephant from that dist..." --Union general in ACW. "Love the mushrooms" --Claudius "I hear our cavalry coming up behind us now" --anon Roman soldier, Cannae "Where's Arminius?" --Varus "Boy bringing this horse in was a great idea...hey what's this latch?" --Trojan nightwatchman "Thumbs up, down or...damn which was the good one again...?" --prostrate gladiator Edited February 13, 2007 by Virgil61 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Virgil, I think that you should be on my 'Dirty Jokes' list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil61 Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Virgil, I think that you should be on my 'Dirty Jokes' list. We have different views of 'dirty' apparently, but I've cleaned it up for the kiddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 That's not what I meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) Edited February 14, 2007 by Nephele Carnalis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "Is that a daggar in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?" -- Julius Caesar "This play needs some excitement." - Abraham Lincoln "I need this parade like I need a hole in my head." - JFK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Porcius Cato Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "Nice horsey...whoa boy!" --Catherine the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) "Relax, I can lose them." -- Princess Diana's driver "Nephele , a small fluffy spaniel would be quite sufficient, no need to disembowel the saluki." -- Pertinax Edited February 14, 2007 by Nephele Carnalis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil61 Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 from another forum: "I do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Warrior Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "If God was goin' to smite me he'd have done it already" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil61 Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 "Oh it's OK, Howard gave me these pills." --Anna Nicole Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLavius Valerius Constantinus Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) "Let's charge up Kettle Hill and let those 6 Spanish soldiers fire at a whole calvary when I'm the only one on a horse." - Theodore Roosevelt Well, Theodore didn't die there, but he should have died given the extremely stupid things he had done. "What the hell is a naia haie." - Cleopatra "Man, I really should stop drinking." - Atila " Did Nostradamus really say I was gonna die?" - Henry II "Suckering Suckertash" - Sylvest aka The Pooty Cat Edited February 15, 2007 by FLavius Valerius Constantinus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochus of Seleucia Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 LOL these are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) "Mission Accomplished." The :alien: Edited February 15, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 "Wow, that's one damn big tree" --Sonny Bono "Trust me, the natives here are really friendly...put on great, lavish dinners." --Ferdinand Magellan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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