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Concept and first few quotes liberally stolen from another web forum.

 

They need not be true and the less PC the better. The more creative should have fun with this.

 

 

"Get a bloody move on, you french twit"

- Princess Di

 

"Kiss off. You're not getting an autograph"

--John Lennon

 

"I think I hear my husband"

--Mrs OJ Simpson

 

"just point it the other way or you'll have someone's eye out." - King Harold.

 

"Hah! They couldn't hit an elephant from that dist..."

--Union general in ACW.

 

"Love the mushrooms"

--Claudius

 

"I hear our cavalry coming up behind us now"

--anon Roman soldier, Cannae

 

"Where's Arminius?"

--Varus

 

"Boy bringing this horse in was a great idea...hey what's this latch?"

--Trojan nightwatchman

 

"Thumbs up, down or...damn which was the good one again...?"

--prostrate gladiator

Edited by Virgil61

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:thumbsup: Virgil, I think that you should be on my 'Dirty Jokes' list. :(

 

:whistling:

 

 

We have different views of 'dirty' apparently, but I've cleaned it up for the kiddies.

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Edited by Nephele Carnalis

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"Is that a daggar in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?" -- Julius Caesar

 

"This play needs some excitement." - Abraham Lincoln

 

"I need this parade like I need a hole in my head." - JFK

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"Relax, I can lose them."

-- Princess Diana's driver

 

"Nephele , a small fluffy spaniel would be quite sufficient, no need to disembowel the saluki."

-- Pertinax

Edited by Nephele Carnalis

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"Oh it's OK, Howard gave me these pills."

--Anna Nicole Smith

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"Let's charge up Kettle Hill and let those 6 Spanish soldiers fire at a whole calvary when I'm the only one on a horse."

 

- Theodore Roosevelt

 

Well, Theodore didn't die there, but he should have died given the extremely stupid things he had done.

 

"What the hell is a naia haie."

- Cleopatra

 

"Man, I really should stop drinking."

- Atila

 

" Did Nostradamus really say I was gonna die?"

- Henry II

 

"Suckering Suckertash"

- Sylvest aka The Pooty Cat

Edited by FLavius Valerius Constantinus

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"Wow, that's one damn big tree"

--Sonny Bono

 

"Trust me, the natives here are really friendly...put on great, lavish dinners."

--Ferdinand Magellan

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