Antiochus of Seleucia 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Crassus and Antiochus are walking down State Street when they come upon a church. Crassus looks up at the steeple. "How do you get them up there?!" Edited March 29, 2007 by Antiochus of Seleucia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M. Porcius Cato 2 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 Crassus and Antiochus are walking down State Street when they come upon a church. Crassus looks up at the steeple. "How do you get them up there?!" Good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divi Filius 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 Me: He was Napoleon. After France, what you call Gaul, threw off its king and became a republic, he overthrew it and made himself emperor. Augustus: What an awful man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 Zeke (Describing George W. Bush) "In our country called America, we have this Consul sort of character who rules the excecutive branch of government, he has been put in power by the people and he goes and invades two different countries in the spand of two years. He tottally ruins the economy, gives money to farmers for doing absolutatly nothing in the province of Kansas, and seems to be hording money and not giving it to the Senate." Brutus and Cassius.... "AND YOU HAVN'T MURDERED HIM YET! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaius Octavius 1 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 Zeke (Describing George W. Bush) "In our country called America, we have this Consul sort of character who rules the excecutive branch of government, he has been put in power by the people and he goes and invades two different countries in the spand of two years. He tottally ruins the economy, gives money to farmers for doing absolutatly nothing in the province of Kansas, and seems to be hording money and not giving it to the Senate." Brutus and Cassius.... "AND YOU HAVN'T MURDERED HIM YET! Cont'd Cicero: Whozz Zeke? MPC: Get him for the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CiceroD 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 modern guy Yeah here in the Year 2760 AUC parents have no control over whom their children marry, We generally marry for love, and fathers dont pay dowery for their daughters! Cicero ..................... And you wonder why over half your marriages end in Divorce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephele 4 Report post Posted March 29, 2007 Nephele: Our President wants to spend additional billions of dollars and also ship another 21,500 U.S. troops to Iraq. We've been helping the Iraqis since 2003. Scipio: Helping the Iraqis?? By now, every U.S. household should OWN an Iraqi! -- Nephele Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divi Filius 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2007 Divi: We abolished slavery a long time ago, things called "machines" a lot of that work for us now. random Roman: So how did you come to conquer these "machines"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
docoflove1974 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2007 G.O. to MPC: And this, my good man, is Alcatraz. MPC to G.O.: Damn, I picked the wrong side - again! But what a view! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kosmo 5 Report post Posted April 2, 2007 Kosmo: So, how did you like the soccer game? roman: I do not understand why the gladiator fight it's in the seat area and not on the nice grass in the middle ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites