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As for me...I was always more partial to Apollo. Must be the lyre :rolleyes:

 

You may fall for Apollo, but I

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As for me...I was always more partial to Apollo. Must be the lyre :rolleyes:

 

You may fall for Apollo, but I've heard it said that all men are lyres.

 

-- Nephele

 

*GROAN* I take the blame for that one...give her the set-up....

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I often wondered about those myths, where Zeus was screwing some chick in the form of a swan or what have you. I mean, what the heck??

 

Wasn't the origin of the Minotaur due to a coupling of a bull and a queen? And that bull wasn't even a disguised god!

 

A certain Nephele from Greek myth was said to have been the mother of the race of Centaurs, although it's difficult to figure that one out, as it was a male of the two-legged variety -- a man named Ixion -- with whom she had intercourse.

 

The only explanation I can think of for Nephele's horse-children being the result, must have been due to her and Ixion having had a stable relationship.

 

-- Nephele

 

Or perhaps he was hung like a stallion. (Blushes at her own naughtiness!)

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A mans attractiveness to women is in direct proportion to his bank balance :rolleyes:

 

Or his brain in my case! Although brains and wealth would be heaven!

 

But those are soooooooooo hard to try...I keep looking, and I've yet to find one!

 

(or, I've yet to find one who wants a run for his intellectual money!)

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