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> NEWS FLASH: Teacher Arrested at Airport

>

> A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy

> International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in

> possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a

> calculator...

>

> At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he

> believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did

> not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying

> weapons of math instruction.

>

> "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by

> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute

> values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to

> themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common

> denominator with coordinates in every country.

>

> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had

> wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given

> us more fingers and toes."

>

> White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent

> or profound statement by the president.

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Consider this stolen, for posting elsewhere.

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Consider this stolen, for posting elsewhere.

 

Or brought to me by an e-mail. Glad you jump to conclusions. :blink:

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Consider this stolen, for posting elsewhere.

 

Or brought to me by an e-mail. Glad you jump to conclusions. :blink:

 

Let me rephrase: Consider it stolen by me for posting elsewhere.

 

Lancaster's Corollary to Beady's 10th Law of Social Harmonics: "Whatever the joke, someone won't get it."

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Consider this stolen, for posting elsewhere.

 

Or brought to me by an e-mail. Glad you jump to conclusions. :lol:

 

Let me rephrase: Consider it stolen by me for posting elsewhere.

 

Lancaster's Corollary to Beady's 10th Law of Social Harmonics: "Whatever the joke, someone won't get it."

 

Oh, glad I can help. Sorry for the false accusation please forgive me.

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Sorry for the false accusation please forgive me.

 

Not until you say ten "Hail Beadys."

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Sorry for the false accusation please forgive me.

 

Not until you say ten "Hail Beadys."

 

You know, I did give you the joke I think we're about even. :lol:

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You know, I did give you the joke I think we're about even. :P

 

You didn't give me anything; I stole it. :lol:

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