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Gaius Octavius

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Komrades:

 

I am technologically challenged, (amongst many other things).

This is a test as to what happens.

I love this site and the people on it. In addition to getting an education on my Glorious Imperial Ancestors of Blessed Memory, I am getting to learn something about using this devils machine.

About myself:

I lie and obfuscate when necessary.

I never pay off on a bet that I have lost, but I expect others to cough up when I win.

I have no problems with plagerizing.

I can't spell. (Is there a spell checker here?)

I am a retired Investment Banker. (The kind who used his own gold and not others.)

I am considered lazy, evil and ignorant by some.

To friends, relatives and enemies, I am on the wrong side politically, socially and eonomically.

No one insults me with impunity - and gets away with it.

 

And now:

The U.S. is pulling out of Afganistan and the Taliban is pushing in. What a waste. Where is Osama? Why in Brooklyn eating pizza.

 

My Bride took off for the wastes of Michigan to visit friends and get away from me, (for a fortnight) and I am left to fend for myself. A gorgeous young Princess from Michigan, for whom we are acting in loco parentis, is doing an internship in NYC. Some would call it indentured servitude. She spent the last weekend with me. I am sure that my neighbors and the building employees are musing: "His Bride takes off and IT installs a chick." A totally undeserved merit badge. The malignant swine! The kid won't pour a whiskey for me and is on my back about another bad habit of mine.

 

A cap on a bottle of gook was left unscrewed. Made a mess of the fridge. Gook is forever off of the menu.

My jug wine has run out but the rot gut whiskey is fine.

 

Did you know that the province of Michigan has a giant mushroom growing under it? That Detroit sits atop a salt mine? Now you do.

 

Now to see if all this takes. Somebody please post a 'comment'.

 

Si vales; valeo,

Gaius

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"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

 

Looking forward to much more of the DJ Gaius!

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"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining"

 

Think this baby is working now... :D

 

Looking forward to the DJ Gaius! :D

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