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Bombs Away!

Gaius Octavius

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Komrades:

 

Gaius' reason for existence weekend last was to deliver and retrieve Consort to and from her venue for peddling her horsey stuff. In the interim, the booze and fodder held out and a project was accomplished in peace. Now comes Monday when Gaius was to retrieve said Individual. When the time to commence the voyage arrived, C. did not get his dumper into gear at the appointed hour. No matter. When the mission was almost accomplished, and we approached the wig-wam, the streets were cordoned off. Gumshoes all over the place. No matter; we'll simply take another route. This was not in the plan. Loaded with horsey carp C., pled with the gestapo (making untruthful claims), to allow him to pass. Didn't work. Some flatfoot babe gave C. a ration of feculence. Could have pulled her pony tail out by the roots. Of a sudden, C. noted that there were all sorts of cops, firemen, bomb squad types, and first responders of all varieties ranging hither and dither like cockroaches at a picnic. Sirens singing, air horns squawking, and the inevitable lights flashing away. Commissioned Consort to discover the matter. Bombs! Not one, many! All over the place! As mentioned earlier, C. couldn't get chariot through, but busses and casual strollers could. Nice! Apparently bombs have no effect on this lot. C. broiled in body and spirit for two hours. Finally, it was over - and even got a parking spot near the palace.

To make a short story even longer, it turns out that some :ph34r: OUCH! :ph34r: had gone around the neighborhood planting boxes with the word 'bomb' on them. In passing, C. advised a gendarme that when the :ph34r: Oh! No! :oops: was caught, its supposed parents should be neutered. Some other charitable suggestions were made concerning the :lol: Lordy, Lordy! :(.

Did I mention that Sen. Schumer lives a few doors down from the estate?

Since the media has kept its tounge on this little to-do, all y'all probably think that C. has concocted this story!

 

Now we go to this AM. It is alleged on the radio that a group of :( Not really too bad. :blink: want to blow a hole in the Holland Tunnel and sink the Isle of Manhattan. Not really a bad idea. Could start over with a clean conscience. Nonetheless, a clear case of idiocy gone amok. Wouldn't Nu Joyzee sink into the bargain?

 

Gaius only reports the facts,

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Gaius Octavius

Actually, I wonder if the clod spelled 'bomb' correctly.

Don't think that it is in the manual. But then they may be a crafty lot. It's probably going to catch on with some other cretins. Then we'll get the real thing.

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Gaius Octavius

On an entirely different theme ,I see I am linked to the, Grand Sumo mail Server... How could this have happened I wonder.....

 

Aliens, communists, time travelers, voodoo, Al Quaida, Pantagathus! ;)

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Gaius Octavius

I'm confused ;)

 

My Dearest Lord Pantagathus:

 

You are not alone in this cosmic matter. I have received a number of enquiries requesting enlightment on the Sumo non-sequitor. Why, some have gone so far as to maliciously enquire if His Grace, the Lord Pertinax, had not taken to the sauce - once again. I have responded, with all due respect to the party concerned, that perhaps it was merely a recurrent deviation of the cerebral cortex caused by an over consumption of gimsum weed. Or some other weed. I have also requested that all be so officious as to bear up with the matter. As an asset to this site, he is entitled to the occasional lapse. ;);););)

 

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