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oooh thats a mans tea ! @pattisons159 melt in the mouth sirloin with roast mediterranean veg & chorizo. #britishbeef http://t.co/oK74xrmr

Ox hearts ? Cows eyes ? Lambs lungs ? Pigs kidneys ? "@Mossleyhollins: Very enjoyed the Open Evening tonight! What was your favourite part?"

PLUCKIN ECK !!!! "@Ady_T: @tweetingoldfish is distressed that some of her #chickenwings have feathers on! @pattisons159 will be in trouble!"

Roast turkey dinner for tea, I see all the windows steamed up as I walk up the drive, 1st smell when I open door, WET socks n wellies drying

Sadly I actually thought this for a while @motherstep Paul's Boutique place has a lot of staff. I see people in their uniform everywhere."

so how do you shave under your chin trying to get a straight line upside down,backwards in a steamy mirror sliding a blade over your throat?

strange request .... Where can i find a wig ? Somewhere in tameside that i can go after 5pm ? Xxx

T'bones for any @Mossleyafc player who scores against @CurzonAshton will be off this ! own goals will be rewarded 2 ! http://t.co/Lt9mFTWQ

thanks for that showing @chloe_ellis95 real music ! @Batcat77@tamesidejukebox play Paradise by the dashboard light Meatloaf Caz in Mossley

That's great !!! I'm getting that quote on a buisness card ! @motherstep: @pattisons159 meat is murder, and murder tastes pretty damn good."

That's the 1 for me @Mossleyafc: Bonfire and Firework display at Mossley AFC on Sunday 4th Nov.

The rains bolloxed my phone, but @MossleyUltras making me giggle and sure the fcum fans were chantin PAttisons !!! (Whilst I ate my chips)

Thermal underpants !!!

Thought it was strange receiving random girls addresses !!! @WintersKiss

wants to do some plugging for some friends http://t.co/4AkdLXZl who knows this place !!??

washed my #movember fuzz with shampoo this morning and now it waves in the breeze as i breath xxx kinda tickles xxx

what do you think of the uniform for the new year ? @chloe_ellis95 @gezza283 @Ady_T @kandikerry http://t.co/bU41Jbfs

What's going down in the center of ashton ? Police n police tape all around the swimming baths ? Xxx

Who's up watching #f1 with me !? Xxx

Whose's in 7A? #planecrash #catapulted #condolences"

WOW !!!! "@RD_Bakery: Putting @CadburyUK white chocolate fingers to good use! This cake is a chocoholics dream! http://t.co/YeMEQPlh"

Yes to the meatman !!! "@loobylouband: @pattisons159 your player has scored 2 already!!! #matherforahattrick"

you know what, i've fell out with derren brown lately but i think the mint thing worked #derrensmells

You'll be able to taste the love. @motherstep. http://t.co/AIxJcYOv