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Songs with roman subjects are unusual. The best is Spin Doctors - Cleopatra's Cat with some funny lyrics:

Cleopatra's favorite cat

Got his hands on Caesar's spats

The heat was on as you could see

So he front 'em to Mark Antony.

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me."

 

Caesar had an eye for clothes

He saw them spats and said, "I like those."

Caesar had no thing to say, except,

"Jesu Christi Domine,

Et tu, Brute,

Jesu Christi Domine,

Et tu, Brute."

 

The senate tried to sympathize

It was the cat they should despise

Informant told his whereabouts

Centurions to seek him out

 

Centurions! There go the centurions.

 

Brutus had to turn his head

When THIS cat done went and said,

"If he's got this thing for shoes,

He just might be ambitious, too.

They got holidays all in his name,

And all a tyrant needs is fame.

Those fascists don't play pretty games

Egypt is the place to be...

But Rome is a democracy.

Rome!"

 

Caesar never got them back

'Cause they killed his ass in the second act.

Brutus spoke, then Antony:

Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me.

Friends, Romans, can't you see

My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me

Egypt's biggest rivalry:

Cleopatra's cat and me."

 

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Another good song with a Roman theme is "Decline and fall of ancient Rome" by Goldblade. Put it in the iTunes search engine, surprisingly it's actually Not a bad song, quite catchy infact!

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I've always loved the opening song from Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. The depicted scenes just seem more like "real" ancient Rome, to me.

 

 

-- Nephele

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I thought that Lady Gaga's song Bad Romance was about the Romans originally. I misheard one lyric as 'What killed the Romans?'. It might have been her take on Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

 

On another note, what about Hail Caesar by AC DC -

 

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In "Medicinal Compound", the Scaffold do point out that Ebineezer thought he was Julius Caesar.

 

Also, there's AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)", refering to Suetonius' "Morituri Te Salutant" (Those about to die salute you) supposedly uttered by Gladitors to the Emperor, or similar host of the games, before knocking seven bells out of one another.

 

"Rockituri Te Salutant!"

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They also have this video, hands down the best music video featuring romans:

 

I couldn't agree more with you about this video, Kosmo. Your comment does beg one question, however. Are there any more music videos featuring Romans (outside Ex Deo, of course)?

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Anyone want to take bets on who is the first member to criticize that video for any perceived inaccuracies in armor, weapons, dress or martial tactics? :rolleyes:

 

Seriously, I really don't like 'growly voice' metal, but great video.

 

I actually muted the grunts after a while and just watched the rest of the video in silence. :P

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