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Archaeologist Tired Of Unearthing Unspeakable Ancient Evils


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"It's always, 'I will drink your soul' or 'I will chew the flesh from your bones' with these hellish apparitions," Whitson said. "When I ask them if that means the ancient Etruscans did, in fact, add copper to their mixing clay to make their urns more sturdy, they don't even seem to hear me."

 

LOL. I love how onion tries to insert moments of practical sense into these completely nonsensical stories.

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Being of 1950's persuasion, I immediately zoomed to this new thread. I misread it - I thought it said 'Tired of unearthing unspeakable ancient Elvis'!

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