Advertising Slogans R Us!

[Nephele]

In honor of the return of Gaius Octavius, I'm posting this link to the Advertising Slogan Generator. If you need to advertise anything -- even the return of our beloved G.O. -- this is the generator for YOU!

 

I typed in "Gaius Octavius", with the following results:

 

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Gaius Octavius.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Gaius Octavius.

Go On, Get Your Gaius Octavius Out.

 

But, wait! There's MORE! You can advertise ANYTHING with the handy dandy little Advertising Slogan Generator. Yes, you can even create a public demand for, say, badger breasts...

 

Because I'm Worth Badger Breasts.

Don't Get Mad, Get Badger Breasts.

It Makes Your Badger Breasts Smack.

 

Or, perhaps you've got an old product to sell that needs a new face with advertising...

 

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Cocaine.

Daddy or Cocaine?

Cocaine - It Does a Body Good.

 

Try the Advertising Slogan Generator with YOUR product/invention/unsuspecting victim and see if the Advertising Slogan Generator can make YOU a satisfied customer!

 

-- Nephele

[Primus Pilus]

I did the movie quotes...

 

I defy you! Come and kneel before UNRV!

[Gaius Octavius]

Nephele: "Nephele, and on, and on..."

 

Primus Pilus: "Get Back Your 'Ooo' with Primus Pilus."

 

The Augusta: "Make Tattle Tale Yours." and "Snap! Crackle! Tattle Tale!"

 

DoC: "Strong Enough For A Man, Made For A Ph.D." [Not even the Pater Arcanae would consider a very minor emendation.]

 

Pantagathus: "Double the Pleasure; Double the Pantagathus."

 

MPC: "MPC Prevents That Sinking Feeling."

 

And, Ta Da, Viggen:

 

"Generator Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Viggen."

 

 

Edited June 7, 2007 by Gaius Octavius