Fellow Travelers:
If it weren't for Pentagathus, this blog would be locked and deader than a dumb bell. For the which, I humbly thank him publically. I hope he doesn't come to regret it. The gods bless those who speak Latin and know computerese. :angel:
Pertinax chipped in also :notworthy:
If any are as ignorant as I am of this stuff, as old as I am, and want to open a blog, pay no attention to the instructions. Do the opposite of what you think you are being asked to do. :bag:
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I didn't know that I was supposed to 'PUBLISH' my blog! So it's in a fouled up order. Maybe you can make something of it. Cretan!, Idiot!, that I am! And possibly find it in your hearts to forgive me - some day.
My sainted mother used to tell me: "You'll learn - some day."
My Dear Romans:
My wine and beer are only a pleasant memory. Now my lasagne and coffee have joined the afore mentioned! The whiskey won't last out the day! The Empire is ancient history! The Yankees lost - again! Pertinax and Pentagathus are driving me . I had to have a corned beef sandwich for breakfast! The corned beef will have to last until lunch Monday! I have to go to two (2!) weddings! One is a serial polygynist. The other is a novice at it. Told them to do the jobs on some mountain
Fellow Sufferers:
Seems that the Canadian Moslems want to assimilate, i.e., on their terms. They will determine what 'sin' is. My sometimes faulty logic tells me that means Canadians will have to do the assimilating. I'll pass and turn in my honorary Prince Edward Island citizenship. Then, there is a group of these ruffians who want to hack off the premier's head. I'm sure that that is a go for some Canadians.
For a prize, let's see who can use the word 'that' in a row, (without any inte
Komrades:
I am technologically challenged, (amongst many other things).
This is a test as to what happens.
I love this site and the people on it. In addition to getting an education on my Glorious Imperial Ancestors of Blessed Memory, I am getting to learn something about using this devils machine.
About myself:
I lie and obfuscate when necessary.
I never pay off on a bet that I have lost, but I expect others to cough up when I win.
I have no problems with plagerizing.
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WISDOM - FROM THE MILITARY MANUAL
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S.Marine Cor
Comrade Sojourners:
In re Medicare Part 'D'. The drug companies got 4 billion smackeroos; the insurance companies 1 1/2; and old folks got the shaft. It seems that one may only get a 30 day supply of a drug that one will take for the rest of his life. That CENSORED
Speaking of that OH! MY GOD! I hope that he gets a ride in a Hum-Vee while in Baghdad. Even better if he takes the rest of his mob with him and they all wear those worthless helmets.
A couple of baseball commentators
Good Morning World:
In NYC, there is a whacko, wrong wing, illiterate, radio trash talker and rectal ranger extraordinaire named curtis sliwa. He wears a silly red beret. Mangles English and whatever Italic language he thinks that he is speaking. Unfortunately, he was almost 'put down' by some mobsters. This clod hoped that the U.S. would lose yesterday! Because soccer is an un- American sport! Claudio is an un-American name!
Never trust a person with two last names. To his credit, he has
Komrades (You too DoL):
Errol Flynn was a Tasmanian.
The Tasmanian cricket team is called the Tigers, ergo,
A live Tasmanian Tiger has been sighted! (Really.)
It has come about that two former NYC cops were convicted of 'conspiracy to murder'. Were convicted in Federal Court. Conviction overturned because of Statute of Limitations on conspiracy. Convicts want to be set loose amongst citizenry. Feds want to charge convicted with 'murder' in state court now. What's this double jeopardy t
I am sure that all y'all have noted that My Lord of the Greeks, Pantagathus :notworthy: is AWOL. You have also probably noted that he is now from Erebus. Blackness! The Son of Chaos! Mt Erebus is the world's southern most volcano, and the largest by volume. He is presently having Vulcan make a sword for him to get at those pesky weresquirrels and the protohominid who invaded the manor house. :sniper:
When matters are settled, My Lord :notworthy: will search for another place to come fro
"Out swords and to work with all."
"Prince, pray God that is Lord of all, pardon your soul, for your time has come."
"...and came to tell me - what?"
"...this nose of mine that marches on before me by a quarter of an hour."
"No, no my own dear love, I love you not."
"...there he is, shod in marble; gloved in lead...."
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"Cyrano De Bergerac"
The Majesty! The Glory! The Panache! The Honor! The Pathos!
These last few days, I have had the pleasur
New element discovered!
The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a
new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named *Governmentium*.
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces call
Burial Notice - Mc Inerney
Sent: Mon 9/17/07 5:58 PM
To: All Mac's Friends
At 1:00 PM on Thursday, 11 October 2007 Lieutenant Colonel Bernard Michael Mc Inerney will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, Virginia. It will be a Graveside Cremate Service. Full honors will be observed (band, escort, caisson, body bearers, firing party.) One body bearer will carry his first wife
Done with the permission of the contra party (Praebitorae).
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"Hey, My Lady:
Actually, it's not very funny to me.
These sub-morons drive me to distraction. Yeah, lets kill all the Jews! Even the doctors who are keeping me alive! Even my neighbors! The ones I joke with, and have lunch with. And then there was my Grand Aunt, who may have been Jewish.
This is a little late in coming as it goes to subscribers first.
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My Children:
The babbling and lying is all over in Iowa! But the air-waves are still polluted with the gas heads' condescending explanations of how, when, where, and why. Look, this is how it stands:
Rev. Huckleberry vs Obama :: Faith vs Hope. No Charity whatsoever.
Headlines in November:
Obama Sweeps South Carolina, Florida, and Ohio. Wins By Landslide.
Rev. Hucklebe
Now some god damned WOP is at it!
"" CONGRATULAZIONI "
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Komrades:
Father M. stopped cold in his tracks at the altar. Nah, not in MY church! Millions of thoughts can traipse through the human mind at once. Was it a bosons pipe? The wind through an open window? A deranged Black Protestant? Nah, I have a Truce of God with Father F. at the Episky operation. The altar boys, who had just made easy work of the communion wine, were sniggering. They knew. A vicious glance from the kindly padre put an end to their hilarity. The nuns were alarmed and thus a
Komrades:
This may be my last blog due to a certain post of mine. So....
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And now for some cultural reportage.
To start with, it is El Cinco de Mayo once again.
You've all heard the libelous term 'Italian Football Wedding', but you probably never had the pleasure of having attended one, since the most of you are barbarians. Herein, I shall describe one to you. But, for contrast, I shall open things with an inter-racial an
