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In Re My Lord Pertinax

Gaius Octavius

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It pleases me to be the presenter of pleasant tidings pertaining to the present perigrinations of the pertinacious and puissant Lord Pertinax of Putney :notworthy: . His Grace, :notworthy: in his perpetual pursuit of pastoral provender, is perambulating through the pastures of the provinces of the Picts; picking parsley, purslane, pansies and peppermint, and imbibing potent porter. These powerful precious pearls of paradise will provide his porridge with potent palatable provisions. Paroxysms of pleasure will permeate his person :notworthy: and perpetuate his pleasure at all prandial proceedings.

 

His :notworthy: peculiar pastime proceeds from a penchant for perpetuating the practice of polyphristic psyonics.

 

This ponderous, peripatetic periphrasis should not be perplexing to the polloi.

 

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Gaius Octavius

Or a prattling priest of Persephone on the Plutonian shore closest the Pamphylian plain near the province of the praetor, Pontius Pilate, prophecying Dooms Day to the polloi. :D

 

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Gaius Octavius

Gaius, how about I pay you do do some of my Inglish homework this upcoming year? The class is called Writer's Workshop...

 

:smartass:

 

Wouldn't charge you; couldn't. As I never got my work in on time, do you want to chance it? Do you think that your tormentor could understand me? ;):D

 

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Gaius Octavius

Gaius esta muy tonto. Dios mio. Porque tenemos no acentos? Ay...

 

Just to put it a little better:

Gaius esta muy tonto. Dios mio! Porque no tenemos acentos? Ay.... (take note; 4 dots) ;)

 

"Gaius is very stupid. My God! Why don't we have accent (marks)? Ay...." :D

 

:horse:

 

Thank you,

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Gaius Octavius

Have any bothered to note that His Grace, My Lord Pantagathus (Sundry lagers :drunk: be his constant companion) :notworthy:, is now from Nivaria ;) ? For the benefit of the uninformed, this is a district abiding the black side of the Moon. :ph34r:

 

;)

:D

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