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In Re Pater Arcanae.

Gaius Octavius

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IRIS has tendered to the god-Consul the intelligence that celebrations have been afoot hereabouts with regard to my recent absence. It does not displease me to inform all y'all that I am still here. Tough! :lol:

 

I have been tending to taxes :lol: , the felonies of my brokerage house and other baloney.

 

Easter went well. We had a little rain here in America. Nothing to really talk about.

 

I am illegitimate uncle to a 16 year old nymph. She's a junior Rockette or something like that. So I attended her Sweet Sixteen party. The girls were gorgeous. The guys looked like ragamuffins. Naturally, a gaggle of these Chicks fell hopelessly in love with me. Kisses of all sorts galore. Since I can't stand the boom-boom-boom of their noise, I settled in with my Scotch friend at the bar. The to-do was held at an Elk's club. My gregarious nature produced an invitation to join up with the herds of Elks - naturally.

 

Capt. Blackadder, Ret'd

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The Augusta

You have been missed - one even misses an aching tooth, ya know! :P As to your Sweet Sixteen party - two comments:

 

1) What happened when you woke up? - maidens falling at your feet, indeed.... Tsh!

 

2) I take it the Scotch friend was in a glass? Caledonians hate to be called Scotch - they are Scot or Scots!

 

Even the lowliest god-consul would know that :lol:

 

Seriously - glad to know all is well with you.

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Nephele
Oh, you were gone? :P

 

Glad to have you back...I need someone to needle. Attend the Imaginary Party, please!

 

 

Yes, attend the Imaginary Party! Heheh, Doc and I were girl-fighting. Wheee!

 

Welcome back!

 

-- Nephele

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Gaius Octavius
You have been missed - one even misses an aching tooth, ya know! ;) As to your Sweet Sixteen party - two comments:

I hope that I never have your nerve in my tooths. :P

 

1) What happened when you woke up? - maidens falling at your feet, indeed.... Tsh!

No need to be jealous. You know that you are my only true :wub:

 

2) I take it the Scotch friend was in a glass? Caledonians hate to be called Scotch - they are Scot or Scots!

Si! Straight Scot's Scotch served in a cylindrical silica server. :lol:

 

Even the lowliest god-consul would know that :P

Woemans! :sp_ike:

 

Seriously - glad to know all is well with you.

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Gaius Octavius
Oh, you were gone? ;)

 

Glad to have you back...I need someone to needle. Attend the Imaginary Party, please!

 

 

Yes, attend the Imaginary Party! Heheh, Doc and I were girl-fighting. Wheee!

Mud rasslin? :P Hair pullin? :lol: Wheeeo! :P

 

Welcome back!

 

-- Nephele

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