Pertimaxus

My Lord:

 

Are you sure that it was not a 'fatal' success?

 

Basil

My Lord:

 

Are you sure that it was not a 'fatal' success?

 

Basil

It would be so if one were to drink , say three , in a row.

Your Grace:

 

Don't leave a substantial portion of the universe in darkness. Did the polloi take to the libation? Under what formal, official name did you introduce the potion? Was pepperoni pizza served with it? Come, come, Your Grace, let us not be neither officious nor overmuch humble. Let all out! We poor mortals are on tenterhooks!

 

My Word

Your Grace:

 

Don't leave a substantial portion of the universe in darkness. Did the polloi take to the libation? Under what formal name did you introduce the potion? Was pepperoni pizza served with it? Come, come, Your Grace, let us not be neither officious nor overmuch humble. Let all out! We poor mortals are on tenterhooks!

 

My Word

 

It was served with rare Angus beef garnished with a garlic and thyme butter, Pommes Frites and a purely decorative salad in the restaurant of Harvey Nichols. It was also trialed with dressed crab and smoked trout. Both wildly diverse meals were improved by its presence. However its moment of triumph was with , Carne di Cinghiale/ crevettes/ mature stilton / best olives / rough highland oatcakes as a buffet accompaniment.

The Pertimaxus was a hit with nearby Gentlemen , but deemed a little fiery for the Ladies.

THE CANNIBAL!

 

The barbarian Brigantine has butchered a boor and feasted on the foul fellowe, washing all down with his potent potable!

 

(Have at me wiseguys.)

That looks mighty tasty...and I would opt for the buffet option, personally. Make it a type of antipasto instead, with some nice prosciutto and salumi, olvies, marinated mushrooms and artichokes, bocaccini and other assorted aged dairy products, roasted tomatos and peppers...and a Pertimaxus! Don Tomato: you're speeding with your creative license...

In the interests of culinary exspeediency, my creative license allows such excess. HE must be hailed before the magistrates to answer for HIS deadly, dastardly deed.

Don't blame a guy for being a carnivore...or even an omnivore. For an herbivore would be on the floor with just half a drink.

Very nice set of threads on your person, Your Grace. (That IS a compliment.)

 

Alas, there is a straw in the Pertimaxus! Unmanly, You know! May meet with resistance from the knobby-kneed Kelts.

Very nice set of threads on your person, Your Grace. (That IS a compliment.)

 

Alas, there is a straw in the Pertimaxus! Unmanly, You know! May meet with resistance from the knobby-kneed Kelts.

 

Most kind, the Lochiel is an almost psychedelic tartan close-up, but walk twenty paces into the heather and you are invisible, quite interesting for light purple cross hatched with pink and green. The straw was inserted by a foolish artisan, a great effeminacy! However as Ladies were present they were offered the beverage first before the foppish addition was thrown aside.