Pantagathus Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 You know, back in the old days, I really had a way with the ladies. Back then, if I wanted to pick up a woman, all I had to do was approach her in my aspect as a bull or swan, and she'd be all mine, helpless to resist. The move was pure gold. It never failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 That's right...it takes more than smoke and mirrors and shape-changing tricks to sweep us off our feet. We want more! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 A mans attractiveness to women is in direct proportion to his bank balance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pertinax Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 A mans attractiveness to women is in direct proportion to his bank balance The impregnation of Danae seems a quite contemporary motif. I see Caldrail supports my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Warrior Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 LOL Bestiality seems to have gone out of style. I often wondered about those myths, where Zeus was screwing some chick in the form of a swan or what have you. I mean, what the heck?? If he wants to catch girls, maybe he should try appearing as a musclebound shirtless man in his twenties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 If he wants to catch girls, maybe he should try appearing as a musclebound shirtless man in his twenties. Depends on the age of the lady in wanting. As a female in her 30s, I'd go for more of an athletic look (not necessarily muscle-bound), confident, and definitely 'male' looking. No weenies allowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantagathus Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 If he wants to catch girls, maybe he should try appearing as a musclebound shirtless man in his twenties. Cause perhaps back then a few older men might have beaten the girls to your callow, shiny little bohunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Warrior Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 LOL Oh, my idea of "muscle bound" is quite a lot different from most people's I guess. Most people's idea of "muscle bound" has crossed the line quite significantly into my idea of "disgusting and inhuman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Porcius Cato Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 I often wondered about those myths, where Zeus was screwing some chick in the form of a swan or what have you. I mean, what the heck?? Wasn't the origin of the Minotaur due to a coupling of a bull and a queen? And that bull wasn't even a disguised god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 I often wondered about those myths, where Zeus was screwing some chick in the form of a swan or what have you. I mean, what the heck?? Wasn't the origin of the Minotaur due to a coupling of a bull and a queen? And that bull wasn't even a disguised god! A certain Nephele from Greek myth was said to have been the mother of the race of Centaurs, although it's difficult to figure that one out, as it was a male of the two-legged variety -- a man named Ixion -- with whom she had intercourse. The only explanation I can think of for Nephele's horse-children being the result, must have been due to her and Ixion having had a stable relationship. -- Nephele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantagathus Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Wasn't the origin of the Minotaur due to a coupling of a bull and a queen? And that bull wasn't even a disguised god! I've heard of the the myth being reenacted in Tijuana... except with a donkey... The only explanation I can think of for Nephele's horse-children being the result, must have been due to her and Ixion having had a stable relationship. Good one Nephele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Porcius Cato Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 anation I can think of for Nephele's horse-children being the result, must have been due to her and Ixion having had a stable relationship. Oh wow--that was soooo bad (it was great). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 anation I can think of for Nephele's horse-children being the result, must have been due to her and Ixion having had a stable relationship. Oh wow--that was soooo bad (it was great). Stop encouraging her!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I remember a joke where Guy A asked Guy B how he was so lucky with the women folk. Guiy B responds, saying, "I just go around and ask them if they want to have sex." The other man, shocked, says that he must get slapped alot. Guy B retorts, "Yeah, but some of them do want to have sex1" I have a friend who uses this approach almost religiously, and he has far mroe luck than other friends do, who use the friendly, nice approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I remember a joke where Guy A asked Guy B how he was so lucky with the women folk. Guiy B responds, saying, "I just go around and ask them if they want to have sex." The other man, shocked, says that he must get slapped alot. Guy B retorts, "Yeah, but some of them do want to have sex1" I have a friend who uses this approach almost religiously, and he has far mroe luck than other friends do, who use the friendly, nice approach. Yeah, I have a friend who's done that, too. I'm seriously shocked at how often it works. As for me...I was always more partial to Apollo. Must be the lyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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