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  4. Klingan

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    So, you got diddled. Big deal! If it's the first time, be happy. If it's the last time , be ecstatic. Part of growing up. One day, I will tell all, all about the guys who tried to sell my group a 'Gold Machine'. Then there were the realty scams. :(

     

    When I went to school, you got what you got, and that was that. The dean would treat you harshly if you so much as mentioned the 'color' of the facilities. Dorms were segregated by sex, and never the two met. Never - well, unless there was a raid. :)

     

    We weren't considered experienced enough in life to discuss politics. No political clubs allowed. The only discussuions we had were about how much of a charge to put in the Civil War cannon, or how to desecrate the deans house. :)

     

    Nonetheless, I am sorry to hear that you can't bring your pussy with you. :)

     

    :)

  9. caldrail

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    For the un-inducted, Kali4kneeya cheese burgers are composed of kumquats, avocado, and stoat snouts; the cheese is Moose Drool! On the other hand, Turks make theirs from pistachio nuts, honey, and goat hooves; the cheese from donkey milk. Anyone who would even consider eating any slops served up by a Turk, deserves any disease he will get.

  13. caldrail

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    You do not find cannoli to be quite sweet? Or anything prepared in an agrodolce manner? What about the Southern Italian penchant for spicy red pepper all in their food? Hah?

     

    My Good Woeman:

     

    Canolli is Sicilian. Sfoigliatelle is Neapolitan. My Brides canolli are not cloyingly sweet.

     

    'Spicy' red pepper to flavor - not to destroy taste buds or to cover up the rat meat.

     

    :D

  16. caldrail

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    Once again, it is left to the god-Consul to set things straight. Pay attention! Some alleged 'people' eat sweetened up alleged 'food'. Some alleged 'people' eat hottened up alleged 'food'. The reason for this is quite simple. One will never know if he is eating road kill, condor, sea robin, or rat - and all rotten to boot. The next time you hear of someones cat having gone missing - beware! Now, God's people, i.e., Neapolitans, use spices to flavor fresh, uncontaminated real food. How can one tell what he is eating if it is so hot as to purge the plumbing system or so sweet as to turn the blood into syrup? Hah?

  21. caldrail

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    You CIA types can't fool me. The Martians died off in Kent because all the earthquakes prevented them from getting their photon rockets at the proper angle. And the native food wasn't worth the effort. A CIA leak (no pun intended) has indicated that the U.S. aliens are from Uranus! One may see Uranus in the night sky. It is commonly held that one from Uranus became president! This scourge must be wiped away! No dialogue can be held with Uranus!

     

    As for the Welsh, they are aliens from Neptune. That is why the Leak is their national symbol.

  25. docoflove1974

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    Let us examine this problem from an ontological point of view. As we all know, woemans have more rights and wrongs in these days of great unhappiness, than do those made in the image and likeness of God. Right? Right! So there must have been some lad out there who wanted to ask you out, but was too shy. Right? Right! So, you should have used your secret female ESP to seek him out, and then ask him out! That is what equality is all about. Right? Right! Alternatively, you could have gone to a rave or concert, etc. Right? Right!

     

    In my never ending efforts to set the world straight, you will soon receive an e-mail addressing the problem from a Global Warming point of view.

     

    :ph34r:

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