caldrail Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 7 - "No connection. I knew these things were a stupid barbarian idea. Break out the signal flags lads, and get someone up on that hill" 8 - "Umm?.. Oh, it's tablet game... Total Anhilation:Rome. Can't seem to get past the fourth level..." 9 - "You know, if Spartacus sends me one more text, I swear I'll crucify him when I catch him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecimusCaesar Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 "Salve! It's Marcus here. the Ninth Legion is well and truly lost...wait, does this thing have Google Earth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I ordered concaedes! You are not going to believe what they sent me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispina Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 7 - "No connection. I knew these things were a stupid barbarian idea. Break out the signal flags lads, and get someone up on that hill" 8 - "Umm?.. Oh, it's tablet game... Total Anhilation:Rome. Can't seem to get past the fourth level..." 9 - "You know, if Spartacus sends me one more text, I swear I'll crucify him when I catch him" Number 9 - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 What do they mean "we don't care what Vegetius say's; we are an Equal Opportunity employer now"? Have they seen these new recruits? Look even with one of his slave's whispering about his mortality into his ears during the triumph - we are NOT going to get the Emperor into one of those strange carts! I don't think the populace will go for this new 'i-arena' ap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaesImpAug Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 "'Honey, can you grab me some tampons on your way home tonight?' Really? Again?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 (edited) Hannibal? Elephants?? Alps??? Scipio, have you been drinking again?! OR "Is that you Varus? Augustus wants to know if he can have his legions back." Edited July 30, 2010 by sonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulvia Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 6 - "It's from Augustus. Have you seen any eagles?" LOL!! "Just a second Gaius, I need to plant these pumpkins on Farmville before it's too late." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 All I said was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGolomb Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Another lost call?! If I'd wanted bad reception, I would've stayed in Gaul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 10 - "It'll never catch on, Cassius..." 11 - Aliens from Planet Zarg chose their identities to fit into human society with great care 12 - CIA spending cutbacks cause problems for agents in the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 hey bud, hvng a blast on italy vacation. took yr advice abt not dressing lk tourists, chkd out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 "Hey, tell the Emperor Claudius that I think Messalina is up to something, again." guy also known as gaius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostOfClayton Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Cassius with cellphone: "Better call that twerp Caligula and find out what the new watchword is today, and it better not be "Give us a kiss"." Yep. This one has my vote (so far). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 13 - "Hey, you that Moses bloke? Look mate, the engineer says we can't part the Red Sea, but we can channel it anywhere you want" 14 - "You need someone to feed the lions? Does it pay well?" 15 - "No mate, not him, I'm Spartacus." 16 - "Hey... Aren't you Kirk Douglas?... Aw come on, gimme your autograph" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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