Guest spartacus Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 For those members who have seen the movie " The Life of Brian" a simple question! What was your favourite Sketch? My choice is where Brian is caught dubbing graffiti on a wall and gets told off by soldier for his poor use of grammar, then has to stay up all night as punishment!! ( ok PP, you can "fill your boots" with this post! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longbow Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 When the roman catches jesus "your knicked chummy" lol. L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spartacus Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 " You re father was a Roman Soldier, promised me the known world he did" !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Reg: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. Uh well one Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spartacus Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 We are The Judean Peoples Popular Front ! But I thought we were the Popular Front of Judea! No, that was last week Ken! oh good! SPLITTERS !!! ( or something like that - spartacus ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlapse Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them. But... you can't have babies. Don't you oppress me. I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spartacus Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Right! Right! Who threw that ! c,mon who was it? Her, Her - HIM,HIM !! Are there any women present? Nnnooooo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboy Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 " I was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeargghhhh!!!!!!! " The bit with the graffiti has to be the best though quality stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.Clodius Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 "I'm Brian!" "No I'm Brian and so's my wife!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboy Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 " You all have minds of your own " " WE ALL HAVE MINDS OF OUR OWN " " You are all different " " WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT " " I'm not " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spartacus Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 What did he say? Dunno cant hear him! He said blessed are the cheesemakers! Keep it down, we cant hear him! Whos asking you big nose? I beg your pardon? I must admit, youve got a very big nose! Here, dont you insult my husband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 I like the bit when the Roman soliders come marching into his apartment looking for Brian and they then marched out saying nothing here sir meanwhile Brian was hiding under a basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbow Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal? Matthias: No. Centurion: Crucifixion! Matthias: Oh. Centurion: Nasty, eh? Matthias: Could be worse. Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"? Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed. Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air. Centurion: You're weird! And here's the entire latin lesson People called Romanes they go the house?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fafnir Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Centurion: What's this then? Romanes eunt domus? People call around marnays they go the house? Brian: It...it says: "Romans go home." Centurion: No, it doesn't. Brian: Aih. Centurion: What's Latin for Romans? Come on! Brian: Aih! Aah! Romanus! Centurion: Goes like...? Brian: Anis? Centurion: Vocative plural of anis is...? Brian: Ani? Centurion: Romani...Eunt? What is eunt? Brian: "Go"! De... Centurion: Conjugate the verb "go"! Brian: Aah...ere, eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt. Centurion: So eunt is...? Brian: Aah, ehm...third person plural present indicative. Ehm..."they go". Centurion: But "Romans go home" is an order, so you must use the...? Brian: Aih! Imperative! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Ehm, oh...oh, ehm...i, i! Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Aah! it's...plural, plural! Ite! Ite! Centurion: Ite. Brian: Aah, ah. Centurion: Domus? Nominative? Brian: Ah, ah? Centurion: "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: Ehm...ehm...dative sir? Sword: [slinskt] Brian: Aih! Ooh! Not dative, not the dative, sir! Nah, aah! Ooh! The...accusative! Accusative! Aah! Domum, sir! Ad domum! Aah, ooh! Centurion: Except that domus takes the...? Brian: Aah! The locative, sir! Aah! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Domum! Aah, ah, aah... Centurion: Domum...um. Understand? Brian: Yes, sir! That was my favorite part in the movie, but to remember the entire script of that part i had to look it up online... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fafnir Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 And i see that you got there before me Jimbow... how didn't i notice that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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