G-Manicus Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus, born 2070 years ago yesterday. I will sacrifice 5 healthy bulls in your honor! Edited September 24, 2007 by G-Manicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) Instead of cutting slices from that cake for serving, shall we simply stab it 23 times? EDIT: Whoops. Wrong Caesar... -- Nephele Edited September 24, 2007 by Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Manicus Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Instead of cutting slices from that cake for serving, shall we simply stab it 23 times? EDIT: Whoops. Wrong Caesar... -- Nephele Perhaps we should just have it deified? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Instead of cutting slices from that cake for serving, shall we simply stab it 23 times? EDIT: Whoops. Wrong Caesar... -- Nephele Perhaps we should just have it deified? Oh I hate to nit pick - especially with you G-Man and Nephele - but I must tell you that yesterday was the God's 2069th birthday, not his 2070th! You see, he would have been 63 in 1AD, therefore you have to add 62 to 2007, or 63 to 2006! Just ignore me - it's been one of those weeks. Now, as you were.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Instead of cutting slices from that cake for serving, shall we simply stab it 23 times? EDIT: Whoops. Wrong Caesar... -- Nephele Perhaps we should just have it deified? Oh I hate to nit pick - especially with you G-Man and Nephele - but I must tell you that yesterday was the God's 2069th birthday, not his 2070th! You see, he would have been 63 in 1AD, therefore you have to add 62 to 2007, or 63 to 2006! Just ignore me - it's been one of those weeks. Now, as you were.... That's okay, The Augusta. I'm only here for the cake. -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Manicus Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) Oh I hate to nit pick - especially with you G-Man and Nephele - but I must tell you that yesterday was the God's 2069th birthday, not his 2070th! You see, he would have been 63 in 1AD, therefore you have to add 62 to 2007, or 63 to 2006! Just ignore me - it's been one of those weeks. Now, as you were.... D'oh! If only we'd had a "Year Zero"! Now who the hell am I going to give this cake to? Wikipedia has only the following 2 blokes listed as being born in 64 BC: * Gaius Julius Hyginus * Marcus Valerius Messalla Corvinus Edited September 24, 2007 by G-Manicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Thank y'all for remembering my GREAT GREAT x ? grandfather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingan Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Well we could always sacrifice the cake? The defied one will inhale the smoke in his wherever he is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Some Roman tombs had holes in them where wine could be poured in libations. If we could find Lord Augustus' tomb we could stuff some cake down the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Manicus Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Some Roman tombs had holes in them where wine could be poured in libations. If we could find Lord Augustus' tomb we could stuff some cake down the hole. I've heard of a pie hole before, but never a cake hole! Hey Shakespeare ... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Instead of cutting slices from that cake for serving, shall we simply stab it 23 times? EDIT: Whoops. Wrong Caesar... -- Nephele Perhaps we should just have it deified? You want to deify a cake? No need for that, just give it to me! I'll worship him for half an hour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Manicus Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 You want to deify a cake?No need for that, just give it to me! I'll worship him for half an hour... LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 I would advise caution here as My Lady Sophia of the North may blow the whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Manicus Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 I would advise caution here as My Lady Sophia of the North may blow the whistle. Good point. Perhaps we should ply her with some vino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 I would advise caution here as My Lady Sophia of the North may blow the whistle. Good point. Perhaps we should ply her with some vino? Vodka would be the ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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