Antiochus of Seleucia

Hey... wait a minute! Gaius! :wheelchair: You sound like my Grandpa! Fortunately you can't force Big Joe Polka videos on me! :wheelchair: :whip: Go get an Ipod..! (Gaius stands in the aisle yelling, "how do you work this confounded contraption!?")

No, not THAT girl, I already sent her off to your palace. I look for stairwells. It's Prom. You know, expensive dinner, tuxedos, limos, all that expensive stuff. Dunno about snowballs though.

Are your fingers out-running your alleged brain or have you not been born yet? Read again.

I am taking the most wonderful and beautiful Lady to the prom this year. (Oh so fitting...) Everything about you is how I'd wanna be- Your freedom comes naturally- Everything about you resonates happiness- Now I won't settle for less! Give me all the peace and joy in your mind! Everything about you pains my envying- Your soul can't hate anything- Everything about you is so easy to love- They're watching you from above! Give me all the peace and joy in your mind! I want the peace and joy in your mind! Give me the peace and joy in your mind! Everything about you resonates happiness- Now I won't settle for less! Give me all the peace and joy in your mind! I want the peace and joy in your mind! Give me the peace and joy in your mind!

CIA? I don't know where you get your hoo-hah from, but that psychic lady on TLC said the world will on March 21, 2014, due to a large meteor.

I totally missed this thread. Happy BDay to both of ya!

I'm requesting for some artillery and an archer unit as well- I like shooting chariots, good target practice, seeing they have trouble turning!

Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die, he ain't gunna jump no more... :whistles:

Hah?!? Is that "Panzer" of yours that gas-guzzler in front of the retirement home? HAH! That thing would never catch the likes of my chariot!

Sometimes, in my head, I think I'm god... but I don't say anything. Gaius, two lictors for you; I'm one of them- and I like my 'incentives.'

It uses your username... I think. It uses mine in the blogs.

You guys should also make lanyards so I can put my keychain on it!

Is your lavish chariot a deep purple with those cheapy-gold foil tire rims? A little eagle insignia on your antenna?

Choice 5, with weight on 2.

Got it today. Now father can't complain about the loud music.

I got my license. ----------------------------------------------- I wrote this story for my writing workshop class. You can tell I didn't have a good day. I arrived to the pit before the sun rose. It was cold and wet outside; the slush oozed from beneath my feet like stepping on a bug. Through the doors I entered. I took a left, my eyes squinting. The walls were white, the floors were white, the ceiling was white- and the lights were bright. I trudged up some stairs, each step more painful than the last. The garbage bag on my back seemed heavier each stair. After another white-washed hallway I arrived to my little personal blue box. The blue box was a small rectangular garbage can-like enclosure with a small lock on the front. After fumbling with the security lock, I managed to open the rusty door with a creak and proceeded to dump my garbage in. Another day has begun! I want to go home. Instinctively I worked my way through several more blinding mazes until I reached this certain room- if one asks where it is, you know where it is in your mind, but can not explain it. I entered the room through a slit in the wall, single file with other pale, soulless entities to the front and back. This room was cold

I'll take that as a formal declaration of war. As tribune, I shall send a notice to the appropriate officers. We shall begin marching at dawn!

Lol. Gaius, what's the benefits for your clients.... wait.... huh? Throw me off the Tarpeian Rock?!? You better start watching your back...!

If I understand what you're saying, I must object that he is the sole perpatrator. Take for instance Mr. Polk and his little Mexican expansionist war. His actions involving use of presidential powers to go to war before congress even declared it can be proven with something such as Mr. Bush's little Iraq war. You could even say Mr. Monroe started presidential lazyness. He didn't even write the Monroe Doctrine! [/sarcasm]

The church was an expensive institution, and as we can clearly see through the ages, frowned upon all sort of scientific expansion.

Hehe awesome. More interesting than mine!

Took the words right out of my mouth- sentiments dittoed exactly.

An LW baldy wouldn't make a good image.

The Sacarii wanted to show the Romans that they could have held out longer, so they didn't burn the food.

Welcome to the Equestrians! Hope you are enjoying your new ring! Well you are lucky. My parents make fun of me. Yeah.